Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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