Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Shame - the story of my life.
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