I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
