absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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