i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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