What did we do last night that was yellow?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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