She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Who died my cat blue again?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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