I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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