Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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