I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think your dad took our porno
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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