So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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