I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
they need to just BURY HIM!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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