I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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