What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
