Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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