I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
