normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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