I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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