If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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