doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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