I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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