i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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