I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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