Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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