He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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