did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we have pet lesbian snakes
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.