Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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