she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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