I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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