I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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