sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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