did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Boobs speak an international language.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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