Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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