ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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