Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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