There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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