Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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