I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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