I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...