She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow