If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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