I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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