just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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