I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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