Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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