I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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