I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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