you should give me head with plastic fangs in
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Randomize
