i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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