is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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