thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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