Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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