When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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