do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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