I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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