Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
