No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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