If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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