She announced her abortion via fbk
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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