Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
